VIDEO: Fast Food Chain Tim Horton’s “Trying To Normalize Homosexuality” and Childless, Unmarried Heterosexual Scum
Fast food franchise Tim Horton’s has raised the ire of pro-family and religious groups for featuring a – gasp! – gay couple in a new ad.
However, explained world-renowned scientist Landolt, “they amount to between one and two percent of the population the world over.”
Lifesite complains that the Tim Horton’s ad “came just a month after Coca-Cola won plaudits from the homosexual community in the U.S. for an ad featuring a brother and a sister vying for the attention of the new pool boy by offering him a cold Coke.”
It’s a Tsunami of Homosexuality
In Tim Horton’s ad, the most airtime goes to a middle-aged heterosexual couple who, thanks to meeting at Tim’s, have a “second chance” at romance. Then there are two sets of young female buddies. After that, there are two young men looking enough alike to be brothers, down to the haircuts and matching goatees, whose “first date was at Tim Horton’s.”
Tying them all together is fast food. “At Tim Horton’s,” says the voiceover, “perfect pairings are everywhere. Like the more than 100 delicious combinations we proudly serve to Canadians every day.”
What Does A Homosexual Petition Look Like
Lifesite continues that a “homosexual petition” (the Christian activists do not specify if the petition was male, female, transgender, gender fluid etc) “led the chain to back out of sponsoring a group promoting traditional marriage in the U.S. In 2011, local management had to apologize after ejecting a lesbian couple for necking in a small Ontario town outlet. A year later, there was a similar uproar when the company’s WiFi briefly blocked a homosexual news site.”
However, Lifesite is unhappy that the chain is now “equating being Canadian with sexual inclusion.”
There is a good chance that if you asked Justin Trudeau how he would describe Canada, one of his options would be a country that embraces “sexual inclusion.”
Landolt is having none of it, however. Tim Horton’s, she said, “are saying homosexual relationships are like every other kind of relationship.”
She goes full on fucking ridiculous at this point because none of the couples have children (bastards!) and “certainly none have been married for long” (losers!).
Landolt concludes that “people take their children to Tim Horton’s all the time…Married people go there all the time too.”
So, Gwen, do homosexuals. And redheads. Sometimes transgender people probably take a piss in the toilets.
Gwen has confirmed that from now on she will dine exclusively at McDonald’s while drinking Coca-Cola.
No sorry – Burger King and Pepsi.